We've found it very difficult and time consuming to record audio clips, so when we do them we consider it a treat from us to you. Well, we've recorded a few more and have started an audio gallery called "No people!" which is a collection of his best jokes with that line. Coming soon, we'll have a collection of "On the next Nightstand..." quotes as well.

NOTE: All these sound clips require the RealPlayer, downloadable at Real Networks. All sound clips currently hosted at Geocities due to bandwidth problems at AOL and CGI For Me, as well as Geocities is just the simplest to upload 'em.

Nightstand Theme by Fred Lapides - 139K

She's a Lesbian - Original Dick Dietrick Song

Section 1 - approx. 4:15
The rest is coming soon

Almond Joys - A stripper talks to an angry wife whose husband is stripping

Grandma #1 - A nice old woman finds out why Barbara doesn't dress up for her husband Grandma #2 - Coming Soon

Hard times at NS High - From "Strippers are Ruining My Marriage" - That can't be easy to watch...

Lips removed - From "Strippers are Ruining My Marriage", a female asks you to call.